Whoa, red cups are popping up everywhere in the media this week. First Hulk Hogan, then Chloe and Funny or Die, now they’re in a trailer for a shitty movie called “Sorority Row.” I was in a sorority in college and let me tell you, it was just like this. I can’t tell you how many sisters I killed during pranks gone awry. Ah the good old days. Drinkin’, bonin’, and murderin’.
2 years ago
March 20, 2009
Red Plastic Cup Thought of the Day
“Red plastic cup is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.” - Oscar Wilde
2 years ago
March 19, 2009
Hey look! Not only do alt actresses like Chloe Sevigny love red plastic cups, alt comics do too!
2 years ago
Red Plastic Cup Thought of the Day
“The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without red plastic cups, or red plastic cups without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.” - Thomas Jefferson
2 years ago
March 18, 2009
The saddest photo bomber in the world.
2 years agoRed Plastic Cup Thought of the Day
“We had the experience but missed the red plastic cup.” - T.S. Eliot
2 years ago
March 17, 2009
Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! The day where everyone celebrates the banishing of snakes from Ireland by drinking green beer, wearing shitty green t-shirts, and pretending to be Irish. FYI, just because you’re Great Great Great Great Grandpappy was Irish doesn’t mean you are. You were born in Iowa. Now stop acting like an a-hole and asking me to kiss your ginger ginge. It makes me want to vomit. Speaking of things that make me want to vomit, how about that Hulk Hogan? This is a picture of him and his daughter, or I mean girlfriend. If my Dad ever started dating someone that looked like me I would punch him right in the face. I think it’s a little different though when THIS is your daughter. Such a classy family.
2 years agoRed Plastic Cup Thought of the Day
“All red plastic cups are equal but some red plastic cups are more equal than others.” - George Orwell
2 years ago
March 16, 2009
Did anyone see the Digital Short on SNL this weekend? I didn’t because I was out partying hard and in no way at home alone save my cat Squeakers, with tears of loneliness streaming down my face. Anyhoo, here’s the short complete with a plethora of red cups!
2 years agoRed Plastic Cup Thought of the Day
“Let your red plastic cup be simplicity and contentment.” - Henry David Thoreau
2 years ago
March 13, 2009
Tomorrow is Pi day. That’s right, March 14th. That’s 3.14 mutha fuckas! And you know who’s excited about it? This guy.
2 years agoRed Plastic Cup Thought of the Day
“I think that we may safely trust a good deal more than we do. We may waive just so much care of ourselves as we honestly bestow elsewhere. Red plastic cups are as well adapted to our weakness as to our strength.” - Henry David Thoreau
2 years ago
March 12, 2009
Ah the shocker. Nothing says class more than a dude that signals through hand motions that he likes to stick his finger up a girl’s pooper unannounced. Shock on my friend, shock on.
(Picture via Hot Chicks with Douchebags)
2 years agoRed Plastic Cup Thought of the Day
“Men build too many walls and not enough red plastic cups.” - Isaac Newton
2 years ago