Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! The day where everyone celebrates the banishing of snakes from Ireland by drinking green beer, wearing shitty green t-shirts, and pretending to be Irish. FYI, just because you’re Great Great Great Great Grandpappy was Irish doesn’t mean you are. You were born in Iowa. Now stop acting like an a-hole and asking me to kiss your ginger ginge. It makes me want to vomit. Speaking of things that make me want to vomit, how about that Hulk Hogan? This is a picture of him and his daughter, or I mean girlfriend. If my Dad ever started dating someone that looked like me I would punch him right in the face. I think it’s a little different though when THIS is your daughter. Such a classy family.
2 years ago