Red Plastic Cups, Observed

Whoa, red cups are popping up everywhere in the media this week.  First Hulk Hogan, then Chloe and Funny or Die, now they’re in a trailer for a shitty movie called “Sorority Row.”  I was in a sorority in college and let me tell you, it was just like this.  I can’t tell you how many sisters I killed during pranks gone awry.  Ah the good old days.  Drinkin’, bonin’, and murderin’.